just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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