I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
false alarm. still invincible.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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