so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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