So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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