Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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