i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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