the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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