Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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