Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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