You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
