Non-Jews are for practice
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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