If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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