how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You dont lie about slip and slides
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
