he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Success! We fucked roommates!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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