I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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