She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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