But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Randomize
