I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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