How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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