He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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