Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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