Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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