I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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