I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
At least life still wants to fuck me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
