Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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