Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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