i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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