guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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