Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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