is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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