Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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