He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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