He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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