Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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