I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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