We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The struggles of a small town man whore
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
why is half of my head shaved?
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