Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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