This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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