How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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