He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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