I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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