And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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