Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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