I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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