dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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