im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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