Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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