so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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