Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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