okay pat passed out under dana's car
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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