More tranny stories later!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
tell me about the eggs
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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