I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i barfeds in our rink
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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