ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
As shirtless as possible
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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